Joke-ing

A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. Oh Lord, prayed the missionary, Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.

In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: Oh lord, he prayed, I thank thee for the food which I am about to receive.

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the joke was taken from my sis's blog XD

First Taggie here

note: this post is a tag, and it's in Chinese so that's too bad for readers who don't understand Chinese and those who computer can't read Chinese,

♥ 被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
♥ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
♥ 不行擅自塗改題目。
♥ 寫完請點8位小朋友，不可不點。
♥ 點完後請通知那8位小朋友他被點到了。
♥ 那8位小朋友填完問卷，必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人

--------------[ 壹 ] . 個 人 題 - １０ 題 --------------

[ 01 ] 你叫什么: Ing En
[ 02 ] 你的綽號: 学校的 - Tiong Tiong （还有别的，懒得写。） 家里的 - 蛋~
[ 03 ] 你的血型：o型
[ 04 ] 你的星座：热爱自由的射手座~
[ 05 ] 你是男還是女：女
[ 06 ] 你幾歲：13'09
[ 07 ] 你住哪裡：我和某人都住火星 （UFO landing 时坏了 需在地球受受苦）
[ 08 ] 你現在的學校：八打灵公教公民中学(chs)
[ 09 ] 你有沒有手機：没耶 送我个吧
[ 10 ] 承上，那是多少：啊？“承上”这字词典里都找不到。

--------------[ 貳 ] . 朋 友 題 - １０ 題 --------------

[ 11 ] 你最要好的朋友（限１個）：很明显吧。。 别为难我啦。
[ 12 ] 你最討厭的人（限１個）：发明这东东的人
[ 13 ] 你最正的女性朋友（限１個）：church friends 都很正 呵呵
[ 14 ] 你最帥的男性朋友（限１個）：勇锋
[ 15 ] 什麼樣的女生你最討厭： 发乔滴
[ 16 ] 什麼樣的男生你最討厭： 不 man 滴
[ 17 ] 你的好朋友有誰（不限）：的确太多了
[ 18 ] 你經常和哪位朋友出去: 最后一次和朋友出去应该是小学二年级。 你说略？
[ 19 ] 你身邊最憨的朋友（限１個，不能自己）：Song Ling
[ 20 ] 你身邊最可愛的朋友（限１個）：Apple (LOL)


--------------[ 參 ] . 感 情 題 - １５ 題 --------------
[ 21 ] 你有沒有喜歡的人: 有
[ 22 ] 如果有，那他/她叫什麼：很明显，这是X能说滴
[ 23 ] 如果沒有，那你希望什麼時候有另一半：中学毕业时
[ 24 ] 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過：没
[ 25 ] 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過：没
[ 26 ] 到目前為止，你交過多少個男／女朋友: 一个
[ 27 ] 你現在有另一半嗎：算有吧
[ 28 ] 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎樣：回答说我也爱她
[ 29 ] 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎：Depends
[ 30 ] 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人：因为我喜欢那个人
[ 31 ] 你跟你的另一半牽手過嗎：不晓得
[ 32 ] 你跟你的另一半抱或親過嗎：没
[ 33 ] 你跟異性牽手過嗎：除了爸，没
[ 34 ] 是誰，你們什麼關係：父女
[ 35 ] 現在有人在追你嗎：不晓得



--------[ 肆 ] . 混 合 題 - １０ 題 --------------

[ 36 ] 如果有天，好朋友離你而去，你會怎樣：安慰自己。
[ 37 ] 如果有天，好朋友背叛你，你會怎樣：安慰自己。
[ 38 ] 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了，你會怎樣：安慰自己。
[ 39 ] 如果你很受不了你的父母，你會離家出走嗎： 不，因为家有食物等东东
[ 40 ] 你上課認真嗎：满
[ 41 ] 你上課都在做什麼：听课
[ 42 ] 你功課好不好：算好
[ 43 ] 你打開電腦都在幹麻：浏览部落格
[ 44 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個同性：少过50个
[ 45 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個異性：少过40个


--------------[ 伍 ] . 兇 手 題 - １０ 題 --------------
[ 46 ] 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰：为难我-ing 是吗？！
[ 47 ] 這個人對你好不好：好
[ 48 ] 這個人是你的誰：我的好朋友
[ 49 ] 你有喜歡過這個人嗎：有
[ 50 ] 你們認識多久了：5个月多
[ 51 ] 這個人是怎樣的人：好人
[ 52 ] 這個人正／帥嗎：正
[ 53 ] 這個人有沒有喜歡過你：有
[ 54 ] 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過：有
[ 55 ] 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼辦：继续喜欢着


-------------[ 陸 ] . 聯 想 題 - １０ 題-------------
[ 56 ] 說到正妹你會想到誰：Wei Tieng
[ 57 ] 說到帥哥你會想到谁：凯沨
[ 58 ] 說到憨你會想到誰：松龄
[ 59 ] 說到痴你會想到誰：Ka Hou
[ 60 ] 說到暗戀你會想到誰：勇锋
[ 61 ] 說到出去玩你會想到誰：勇锋
[ 62 ] 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰：伟俊
[ 63 ] 說到傻子你會想到誰：松龄
[ 64 ] 說到笑點低你會想到誰：我妈
[ 65 ] 說到愛笑你會想到誰：Woon Woon


-------------[ 柒 ] . 學 校 題 - １１ 題 --------------

[ 66 ] 你的班導是誰：Cik Noor Sharizan
[ 67 ] 你的座位是第幾排第幾個：第一排第一个位［每个星期换］
[ 68 ] 你最喜歡的老師是誰：Pn. Sugumarie!
[ 69 ] 你英语好吗：满
[ 70 ] 你的數學好嗎：有人要‘串’人了哦！
[ 71 ] 你喜不喜歡你的校長：不大
[ 72 ] 你的學校好看嗎：当然好看~
[ 73 ] 你的班級是：1A1

--------------[ 捌 ] . 點 名 題 - 8 題 ----------
♥SongLing
♥WeiJun
♥Sandy
♥ShzeXian
♥WoeiJwo
♥JiaSing
♥KaHou
♥AuYong

Yet another sub

LOL.. this's the "written blogpost" which is written on P.Moral nota~ now me doing "typen blogpost"! XD

the reason I wrote it in that nota was because I was thinking hard.. what's the word "flush" in Malay? I thought long long then I asked ahli-ahli keluarga saya(my family). As a result, none of them know. So I might as well write “mengeflushkan" ;D but I was to bored so I wrote the "written blogpost"!~

new word : mengeflushkan
maksud perkataan : (eng.) flush

*lame :P*
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Yesterday, fang4 xue2 real weird no not weird.. unusual no not unsual.. UNIQUE (ah yes.. this's the best word to discribe it) de.. XD
Was 'melepaking' with someone lame. we talked at side of MR. Tham's car.. squatting
At first I heard a familiar sound. stood up. saw it was someone lame's db jwo talking.
2 person with him.. Apple Goh Yu Yan and another person.. (dunno still got another person anot)
db jwo shouted something. I think it's "Song~~ Ling~~......" then someone lame stood up.. finally db jwo saw us.

he said :" Ei?! Why you two here de?"
I yelled :" Why? bu4 syok ar?!" At the same time,
someone lame yelled :" I syok a! Don't let a?"

LOL same meaning leh! XD then what happened was blur to me..then me and someone lame went to chinese society storeroom.
On the way, we saw that 3 ppl again. They're preparing to go into the car.
someone lame said :" Ei? Why they here de?"
I din choi her *tsk tsk* then
she said :"orh! orh! no wonder!" =_=ll

Then db jwo started to bully Apple and them.. he yelled at ppl :
" Fast fast put your bag la! Do thing so slow!"
Apple din choi him (I think ba cos that time the distance was far）
I yelled "hor~! Woei Jwo bully ppl!"
then.. then.. er forgot jor leh.. later confirm with someone lame what happened first.. LOL.

(HOPE) To Be Continued...
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ps Can someone tell me how to put the chat box marh~~~ *waiting*
pps and I still needa find the book belonging to Aw Shze Xian, Eunice of 1A3 k?!

Again another sub

pweak la.. stupik tenant.. gila punya!!!! bully people for what! hmph.. not use de! even owe money three digit! ~@#$%^&*()_+|}{":?><`=-[]\';/.,
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woops! something happened! Aw Shze Xian, Eunice's ringkasan nota vanished!! if found please return it to her and never let it touch Ing En of 1A1!

WANTED: that real important book!!!!
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yesterday's or maybe the day before that, me famili and meself had lunch at 5pm~
that day dinner was special --> TOASTED HOME-MADE GARLIC BREAD
ofcourse, the bread wasn't home-made la..
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today.. me English twition teacher created a new word..
{GILIFYING} *hope spelling correct (:*
pronounced as - g-li-fwi-ing
meaning : v. eating mee/noodles with a big SLURP-SLURP sound
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I've been real good k.. I did my homework.. finished my tuition homework.. (x
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Pray for Joe's mother and sisters. they're at HK. the sister is down with fever and she got eye’s infection. So guys, please pray for protection and speedy recovery for them, k.
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Just another sub

Yesterday morning:
me and me family went to Old Town white coffee.. we tot got what what 'set' but after we went thr and waited long long for a place to sit comma that person thr say the 'set' is NOT available on public hols and Sat n Sun.. ><
We went thr at first was bcos got an ad on the newspaper.. we didn't see the:

*not available on public holidays and weekends

=_=

so we act cool and stood up and just went off (yeng hor?!)

Yesterday night:
I phoned songling's _ _ _ _ _ _ _.... -.-
that person ask who am I.. I said I'm songling's friend... then that person ask who am I again.. I said you no need to care.. just tell me whether anot tmr got drum practise.. that person said you must tell me who you are only can I tell you.. I gave up.. I said I'm [my name].. (=o=) finally he said tmr DON'T HAVE PRACTISE..

haih! so cham.. so long no practise ad.. I miss drum ppl la.. XP


oki gtg do tatabahasa aredi..

ps I need help with the chat box thingy...

pps I dreamt twice about drumz! syok-nia!!~